Beware the Saturnicane. Earth's climate woes have nothing on Saturn's monster storm of doom.
According to a well-respected and apparently not crazy British scientist, Hurricane Sandy could have been completely suppressed if only we'd tossed a bunch of old car tires into the ocean ahead of time. Oops.
Whenever the sky dumps more than a foot of snow on us, we'll come up with "Snowmageddon" and a host of other snow-tagged monikers because winter storms have not been given names like their high-class summer cousins the hurricanes. Thanks to The Weather Channel, we have a definitive list to choose from.