zombies stories

 
You know how in just about every zombie movie the various militaries of the world get caught with their collective camo'd pantaloons down, and get embarrassed by slowly shambling, moaning undead abominations? Well, no longer, thanks to a freshly minted "Counter-Zombie Operations" guide.
 
Here at our shape-shifting DVICE headquarters, we're already pretty zombie-proof. We've got axe-legs on all the coffee tables for goodness sake. Still, you can't be over prepared for hordes of shambling, brain-eating undead, so the CDC is right in releasing a survival plan. You know, just in case.

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