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Throw away that dusty Magic 8-Ball. All your key decisions can now be made with a new toy operating on the theory behind an experiment in quantum mechanics. I should point out before we continue there is no real dead cat involved with the toy, just the theory behind it. It's fun! I promise.
If your parents ever yelled at you to get out of the house to get some exercise (or if your own conscience bugs you about it) but you didn't want to stop playing Call of Duty or Halo, Hasbro has a compromise: Lazer Tag, which mixes first shooting video game play with the real world. Update at the bottom of this post.
Toymaker and spider-'bot lover Jaimie Mantzel made a pretty lofty claim in a video he uploaded to YouTube yesterday. He's calling his newly unveiled creation the "greatest toy in the universe." That's some pretty big talk, and — OH MY GOD TWO LAYERS OF ARMOR HE DID NOT