toys stories

 
Want to be like Thor? Well, start lifting a lot of weights. Too lazy? Well, Hasbro's mighty hammer is coming soon, complete with flashing lights, thunder sounds, and... a missile?
 
Nerf guns are super fun, but they look a little too much like toys to feel truly badass. Sure, you're firing foam darts at people, but that doesn't mean you don't want to be intimidating!
 
Soldering irons generally don't have much personality. You know, they exist to be on workbenches for people who are soldering things, which isn't too glamorous. But not Sparkles, the soldering My Little Pony.

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