If you can't play an instrument but still want to rock 'n' roll, you can always become an expert air guitarist. The only problem is, air guitars don't exactly rock the house. Now there's a way to play an actual guitar using air, and you still don't need to know a single chord.
We've all seen pneumatic tubes in action at the bank — those suction things that carry our deposits and receipts back and forth. Well what about a giant version for more efficient long distance travel? Just hop on into the passenger capsule and travel from New York to Beijing in 2 hours flat. Thoughts?