patrick stewart stories

 
Yes, we know the year isn't over. But have you seen all the awesomely geeky marriage proposals this year already? They're all so great, we feel comfortable putting out a list like this early. If there is anything better than our top pick here before the year's end, I'll eat my damn headphones. And now, ladies and gentlemen, here are the top 10 ways to ask another geek to marry you from this year.
 
Today is June 16th, better known across the quadrant as Captain Picard Day, where schoolchildren everywhere celebrate by making lumpy clay sculptures of Captain Picard's head. Not having any schoolchildren handy (or any clay, for that matter), we're going to instead celebrate with 10 examples of why Captain Picard is so incredibly awesome. Of course, we're fairly certain that we didn't hit all of Captain Picard's high points here (since that would be impossible), so don't hold back, what'd we miss?