Remember when hearing about the next big video game consoles sent shivers all through you? Mega64 remembers, too, and really nails the rift today between perceived casual and hardcore games, and a schizophrenic industry that tries to cater to both.

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been bored and annoyed by the moon. It's a big dumb sky booger that inhibits beachfront development with its constant tide shenanigans; is the chief cause of werewolfism; and has a perpetual and unwarranted "O-face." Just horrible. Sadly, scientists have yet to devise a technology capable of pushing the moon into some other unfortunate planetary body's orbit (despite some promising overtures from the political class). So, people of Earth, it looks like Potmarked McCheeseface won't be going anywhere anytime soon. I suppose we might as well try to learn some things about our common global irritation. Here we present some little known facts about the big stupid moon that, if nothing else, you can use to score points in pub trivia and impress strangers with your random and needlessly extensive moon knowledge. Enjoy.

Any Star Wars fan knows that Yoda's English is all backwards. No Jedi dares correct his poor mastery of the language because he's a Jedi master. One fan saw it fit to "fix" the little green dude's grammar with the magic of video editing.

What do those bedroom rubbers have in common with Android smartphones? It turns out a lot of the same names for condoms are also names used for Android smartphones. Maybe sending marketing teams over to the condom aisle is easier than using an Android Name Generator.