Hummer stories

 
The Hummer, once a proud symbol of extreme suburban excess, was well known for two things: being obnoxiously large, and having gas mileage inversely proportional to its size. The latest officially licensed Hummers are small electric "resort vehicles," stripping away everything anyone could want from a Hummer, except obnoxiousness.
How do you make a Hummer, the most aggressively anti-environment vehicle ever made, eco-friendly? Have it pulled by horses! That's what Jeremy Dead did by converting a Hummer into a stagecoach and having two white horses (named Duke and Diesel,...