Around these woods, we're prepared for everything — even zombies. You see, all this time, we thought arming ourselves with double barrel pistols would keep us safe. Man, were we wrong, because this custom AR-15 aka the "Zombie Destroyer" is powerful enough to rip through an entire horde of zombies in one go.

Nowhere does there exist such a disparity in function as there does between the different kids of smartphone apps. They can be used to save your buns from driving too drunk, and now they can be used to shoot people. Of course. Laser tag for our post-laser age, the Xappr or Micro-Zappr Gun can attach to your smartphone and turn any place into a battlefield, at any time.

You can go to Petco and buy a regular dog leash, or you can buy a dog leash fashioned to look like a handgun. I think we all know which one will look and feel better.

Don't you hate getting out of your comfy bed just to turn out the light? Sure you could always add a Clapper, but it's hard to think of a tech device any dorkier than that. This gun operated lamp is way better, letting you end the day with a little simulated gun play.