Bad Ideas stories

The Internet, as we know it, could be coming to an end. And today is a good example of what could be. You may have noticed several of your favorite websites are not operating today, including powerhouses Wikipedia and Reddit (where the grassroots campaign for the blackout began), along with 7,000 to 10,000 smaller websites, according to the International Business Times. In addition, you might have noticed a special note on Google's homepage pledging solidarity to the blacked-out sites (Google even considered joining). All of this is in protest of the Stop Online Piracy Act, and this is what the Internet is going to look like if it passes.
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