This, my friends, is a piece of 3D-printed bacon that goes on forever. It has no beginning, no end, and only one side, so there's nowhere for the bacon-y flavor to hide. So why is it only "almost" the answer to everything? Just one simple, blasphemous reason: it's vegan.
Last week Microsoft parked a "Bacon Cart" outside of Amazon's office with the promise of free bacon for all. It came with a message: "Wake Up and Smell the Future."
Normally, bacon is for eating. Not so with the BA-Zooka, which is a rocket launcher made out of bacon, capable of launching a sausage at either a good friend or mortal enemy, depending on whether or not their mouth is open.
There are a select few inventions that have changed the course of human history. The cotton gin. The printing press. Penicillin. And now, added onto that illustrious list, are the $18 Fusion Finger Tongs from Think Geek. They let you...