If you have a baby, the chances are good that it's not pulling its weight around the house. You feed it, you provide a roof over its head and you change its diapers. The least it could do would be...
You know, it's never too early to get your kid hooked up to Web 2.0 social networking services. That's why I like the Kickbee, an apparatus that allows the kicks of in utero babies to be turned into Twitter posts....
Nothing assures you of a healthy, well-balanced kid like toting them around in a gigantic bomb stroller when they're a baby. I mean, just look at this thing. What baby would not get a great outlook on life from rolling...