As anyone who owns a guitar can attest to, one of the coolest part of owning one is the origin story. Sometimes, you get air guitars that can play music, sometimes you get ones riddled with bullet holes (well, this happened to me, once), sometimes you have Jimmy Page's old axe, sometimes you print one out. Wait, what?
Someone on Maui has just discovered that a bunch of miscellaneous electronic bits paired with enough tasty tropical fruit can make a laser cannon. One that you can then eat. Will wonders never cease?*
This, people, is the Army's shiny new laser plasma lightning cannon. It shoots lightning bolts down plasma channels created by laser beams to disable electronics and blow sh*t up. It's a laser plasma lightning cannon. A laser plasma lightning cannon!