Frankly, we're shocked you could even come up with such an idea, since the picture looks nothing like a giant death ray in space.
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Throw away your bulky power adapters: the new USB PD standard means you can charge your laptop via USB.
What used to be a wired, clunky headset has been reborn as a sexy new AR wearable.
Who says electric and power can't go hand-in-hand?
These running shoes can analyze your technique, then send tips about how to improve to your smartphone.
Android co-creator Andy Rubin sets out to make robots, heralding the beginning of the apocalypse.
A bleeping, blooping trash can has never before been so alert, at least not in our galaxy.
Here's your first look at Google Glass for people who, you know, actually wear glasses.
If you've been hoping for a phone that just might punch you in the mouth every time you answer a phone call, look no further.
And you thought waggling motion controllers and Kinect made you look weird while gaming.