Apple may be the most valuable technology company in the world, but that doesn't mean you're dumb enough to fall into Steve Jobs' distortion field when he announces the next iThing. Not everyone drinks the Apple "Kool-Aid." For those who absolutely despise Apple, this gift guide is just for you. We scoured the web for the 14 best alternatives to Apple's range of gadgets. (If your face is already turning Apple-red, we also got a guide for all the lovers out there.)

Who is the most talked about celebrity on the Internet today? Lady Gaga again? Not even close — it's Jimmy Lin. Never heard of him? Most people never did either, until he started trending worldwide, after posting a picture of himself holding what he believes is an iPad Mini.

You can hollow out an old iBook and hack together a new Apple keyboard into a frankenstein iPad keyboard, or you can just buy a Clamcase.

Iain Sinclair's CardSharp Credit Card Folding Safety Knife isn't your run-of-the-mill pocket knife. It isn't even one of Victorinox's 100-in-one-do-it-all Handyman knives. The CardSharp is a svelte knife that's insanely thin and folds into a card to fit in your wallet.