You may believe that your farts smell like roses, but ask any of your friends and they'll tell you a different story. These activated charcoal pads solve this stinky problem, by cleaning up the smell whenever you let one rip.
Unlike in the picture, the disposable Flat-D pads are designed to go on the inside of your underwear covering the offending orifice. The maker claims they are unisex, but says they won't work with loose fitting underwear like boxers. Once you've used a pad up you can simply toss it out, but they should not be flushed down the toilet.
This sounds like just the thing for your next chili cook-off, or a long road trip to go pig out at Barney's Beanery. Once you get home and go to bed, you can continue the protection with the fart absorbing blanket.
Flat-D pads are available now for about $30 for a box of ten.