The future is upon us, be it lauded or cursed, and it has come to us in a form unexpected: that of the blue jean persuasion. iPhone lovers, your time is now: Alphyn Industries has sewn together a pair of jeans with a special pocket that allows you to use your iPhone, without ever removing it from the jeans.
The militarily named DELTA415 Wearcom jeans offer a front right pocket, facing forward, with a transparent pouch for holding an iPhone. Don't worry, though. It's not unseemly: a denim flap can be zipped over it, so you only have to expose your device when necessary.
It's like a trapdoor!
It even has a buttonhole for your ear buds, so you can listen to Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" or whatever totally unobstructed.
The jeans are basic otherwise, but your wallet will take $160 hit if you decide you need these in your life.