1,000-pound Transformer wine rack guards your drinks like a boss

To understand wine takes a connoisseur who's sipped enough fermented grapes to know the difference between a bottle from 1947 and a 2005. But to understand that this half-ton Transformers-esque wine rack is the most kick-ass bottle holder ever created? Everybody can see that it's so.

This wine rack is a six-foot tall Transformer robot built from old transmission parts from used cars and motorcycles. We reiterate: it weighs 1,000 pounds and can hold 32 bottles of wine. Nobody will ever try to steal a glass of wine from your house, ever again.

According to the Craigslist description:

All parts used to artistically weld together this stunning piece of artwork have been dipped into a solution to neutralize and remove any oil, grime, or chemicals to ensure there are no corrosive chemicals left. The entire piece was then painted gun metal grey and then clear coated. It has blue LED lights that have been carefully wired into the body all along the leg and up into the torso to the top of the shoulder. There are also LED lights mounted in the "calf" of the leg.

Want it? It can be yours because the Craigslist seller is asking for $7,000 for it. Just make sure you won't get nightmares from this thing because once you move it in, it's probably not going to move around too much. It also makes no sense to store such an awesome creation in the cellar, either.

Craigslist, via Geekologie

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