Turn yourself into a human slinky for only $1,000,000

Have you ever thought about running away and joining the circus? Well if you need an act, here's everything you need to become a human slinky.

Veniamin Oprea has been performing this act since the 1990s, and now it looks like he wants to offer some kind of franchising deal. For your million dollars you get a brand new rainbow slinky costume, and the rights to perform the show and use his trademarks for five years. I'm not sure what Mr Oprea makes from his act, but $200K a year sounds pretty pricey.

The Ebay auction does say the price is open to offers, and so far it looks like he has rejected 24 of them. Why not throw him a price and see if he bites?

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