The Blacktop 360 is like a portable fast food kitchen

Apparently, when you tailgate before a football game, it's your duty as an American to cook up some supremely unhealthy food. And the Blacktop 360 is here to help.

This portable gas cooking device combines a grill, a deep fryer, a griddle and a warming plate all in one, allowing you to make pretty much any greasy, unhealthy food you want. Onion rings, burgers, fries, whatever you want, all easily made in the parking lot of your local stadium. Who needs fast food when you can make stuff that's equally disgusting right in a parking lot?

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