If you have a child, it's your responsibility as a parent to raise him or her right. And by right, I mean as a huge nerd. You can start by getting them this ride-in Dalek.
Yes, the evil robots from Doctor Who now come in Power Wheels form, allowing your burgeoning shut-in to tool around while pretending to attempt to eradicate all of humanity. A vital part of growing up! And for $300, it's cheaper than taking them to Disney World or something. Everybody wins!