This here is a $300 belt buckle that doubles as an iPhone case, because of course it is.
Yes, this thing will not only keep your pants up, but it'll keep your iPhone stored securely above your junk, which is nice. It's got a magnet to keep closed and to keep your phone secure, and a stainless steel hinge is attached to the door. Coming in gold, silver, black aluminum or rosewood, it truly is the belt to get for iPhone aficionados with a poor sense of how they're perceived by others. And at $300, it's the price of an actual iPhone, which makes the whole thing extra ridiculous.