Guy brings a huge armored troop carrier to Mickey D's drive-thru

Thought you were cool rolling up to the McDonald's drive-thru with your big bad Hummer? Think again, because only the truly cool have balls to drive an armored troop carrier, armed with a .50 caliber machine gun and order cheeseburgers from Mickey D's.

The fun starts at about the 1:00 point. Watch as "FPS Russia" shocks the McDonald's employee with his huge vehicle.

You know, we're surprised the National Guard didn't intervene. As a bonus, you get to watch the dude "take on the watermelon insurgency" after he grabs his fast food.

What an awesome guy.

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