This gigantic white iPhone isn't an iPhone at all. Instead, it's a display and computer crammed into a table that looks like a white iPhone. Of course!
The iTableous may look like an iPhone, but it doesn't have a touchscreen, so it doesn't really behave like one. You'll need a keyboard and mouse to control it, but once you do you'll be able to do anything you can do on a normal computer, plus eat lunch on its surface. So that's something! Why it looks like an iPhone isn't quite clear, but it does, so I guess we'll just need to deal with it.