Last week a Federal judge determined that those nudie airport security body scans are too revealing, so now the TSA has countered with plan B. A new software fix will simply make the pictures less revealing, and unlikely to titillate even the horniest TSA agent.
Once the new software is installed, all the agent will see is a generic body outline that the TSA describes as looking like a gingerbread man. None of your junk will be visible, yet the TSA says they will still be able to determine if you're hiding any prohibited stuff.
Another new change is that you will be allowed to see the scanned image for yourself, but I doubt if they'll let you keep a copy so you can use it as your Facebook profile picture.