Looking for a way to keep your pants up while also projecting to the world that you're a little bit awkward? This mouse belt should do the trick.
Yes, this is a belt with an actual old-school Compaq computer mouse as a buckle. Unfortunately, you can't unbuckle it simply by clicking (or double-clicking!). But still, if you really want a mouse above your crotch all day, this is the way to go. They come in all varieties of flavors, both Mac and PC, and range in price from $15 to $22. Just don't expect anyone but you to be unbuckling it.