Look, I'm a simple man with simple tastes. In the summertime, if I can drink a beer while eating a burger, all while hanging out outside, I will be happy. And that's what this brilliant machine was designed for.
Yes, it's a grill and a kegorator crammed together, but look how pretty it is! It's got a tap and a glass cleaner built-in! It's got a real swanky-looking grill! It's stainless steel, which is classy, I think! The only problem is that it's $11,000, and $11,000 can buy a whole lot of beer and ground chuck.
But still, it's tempting, isn't it? Quick, someone sensible talk me out of buying this thing.