Most MP3 players are fine to bring on airplanes with you. After all, nothing helps boring travel time pass like music. But this MP3 player? Yeah, the TSA won't like it.
See, Brando's Bombshell MP3 player is shaped like a bundle of dynamite sticks for some reason. It acts as a portable speaker and radio in addition to allowing you to plug headphones into it, but none of that functionality will do you any good when you're being questioned in a dank holding cell deep in LaGuardia. But hey, if you love danger and don't plan on traveling anytime soon, this can be yours for $43.