So you want to climb ropes but don't want to expose yourself to the perils of falling to your demise? MtEverClimb — the rope climbing exercise machine has you covered.

MtEverClimb looks a little silly because well, it just is. It's a 485 pound gargantuan steel frame with a pulley wheel and looped rope that makes climbing up it an endless routine. According to the maker's website, the MtEverClimb provides a full-body strength and cardio workout.

However, the decision to climb upwards or dangle like Spiderman upside down on the rope is your own. Upside-down kisses with your own Mary Jane is an unadvertised and optional reward for your sculpted body as well.

The makers of MtEverClimb also claim that the NFL's Pittsburgh Steelers use and endorse it. That makes sense, because I'm not sure anybody but professional football players would blow $7,985 on one of these and pay $495 for an optional "Up/Down timer" option.

Mt. Everclimb, via Geekosystem