So you want to teach someone a lesson with the simplicity of a punch in the face and the brutality of a serious tasing. Well, good news! The BodyGuard electro-gauntlet has you covered.
Yes, this horrifying thing combines a laser pointer, video camera, taser and armored plate to really show someone that you mean business. Not only will you be able to point out where you'll be administering a beating, but you'll also be able to videotape said beating. And then of course you'll be able to carry it out using the equipped taser and armored beating-plate. I think it's safe to say that whoever comes up against the business end of this thing will have learned to avoid the wielder.