Sure, it's unlikely, but just in case zombies do attack, you wanna be adequately prepared. This Woodsman's Axe coffee table should do the trick.
This handsome piece of furniture features four axes, one holding up each corner. If the undead come at you, just snap one off and go to town. Of course, you'll need to be near this table for it to be useful, so you might as well carry around a small chainsaw as well. Better safe than sorry!