Did you know that you've been using your touchscreen phone wrong this entire time? Yes, apparently you need Nu-Screen, a chapstick-like goo that you're supposed to rub on your screen. Mmhmm.
It claims that a coat of this stuff will protect your phone against scratches and also provide you with "a richer, more intense screen display." Now, I'm no scientist, but I don't think a layer of goo is going to make your screen more intense. But hey, try it for yourself if you don't believe me. Just don't say I didn't warn you.