Royal wedding invades gadget world, here's the worst of the bunch
We colonials may not have a king or queen of our own, but that hasn't stopped most of the country from going nuts for this Royal Wedding stuff. Here are some ways for you to celebrate the fact that somebody somewhere gets to be an actual princess, in the form of gadgets of varying degrees of tastelessness.
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3. Royal USB Batteries If you really must have a gadget that commemorates this event, your best option is a pair of these special edition USBCELL batteries, primarily because as batteries, they spend most of their time invisibly shut up inside something else.
4. Royal Cellphone Not only does this phone come with Mendelssohnâs Wedding March as its ringtone, but it also has the coupleâs initials engraved into the back, making sure that if you ever lose the phone, itâll get returned to them and not you.
5. Royal Radio In Britain, at least, radios are still hot technology, and this special edition model gives you a way of keeping up to date on the event without risking pageantry overload.
6. Royal âOyster Cardâ The British are very particular about their seafood, as anyone living on an island would be, so the only way to buy it is apparently with these official cards, and for a limited time theyâre available in a special wedding edition. (If you must know, Oyster Cards are basically Londonâs electronic ticket for its public transit.)
1. Royal iPhone Case âWilliamâ couldnât fit on these cases, huh? Somehow âWillâ makes it all seem less regal. Whatâs next, âBilly and Kitty get hitched?â
2. Royal Refrigerator GE abandons decades of respectability with this fridge that features an alarmingly larger-than-life image of the happy couple to be.
