The old Dartz Prombron Red Diamond was so macho that it made an H1 Hummer look like a toy, so this might seem like an odd starting point for creating a special SUV just "for the ladies."

Dartz explains that the new fully armored L4P Ladies Only Edition has a shorter wheelbase to make it easier for the ladies to handle, although that's a bit like saying a tiger makes a good house pet because it's less ferocious than a lion.

Each 999-horsepower SUV comes with a camera system so you can see around its enormous bulk, and the interior is upholstered with everything from snake and crocodile skin, to elephant leather, although it's apparently not the elephant penis skin used in the more macho Red Diamond version.

Still, don't get the impression that the Dartz people didn't come up with a fancy way to titillate the ladies. The real secret is in the supplied accessories, which includes a giant 1 kilo tub of RussoBaltique caviar, some RussoBaltique vodka, and a chrome plated "personal massager" from designer Viktor Poontoos. Now isn't that special.

The first Prombrom L4P Ladies Only edition has been ordered by Princess Regina Abdurazakova of Kazakhstan. I guess she must be pretty lonely.

Via Born Rich