OK, stay calm, but I've got some exciting news: some mad scientist has combined marshmallows with beer. Yes, beer marshmallows are now real things that exist. Somebody hold me.
A Chicago chocolatier called Truffle Truffle is behind the magical combo, which consist of handmade marshmallows dipped in chocolate and then dusted with a beer-and-pretzel brittle. Oh mama.
Want to try them but don't live in Chicago? They'll mail you some for the low, low price of $2.50 a pop plus shipping. What are you waiting for?!