Concerned about airport scanners showing some loutish TSA agent your most private of bits? Well, worry no more. New TSA scanning software shows a person's genital-free outline, highlighting potential threats with a bullseye.
The new systems are already rolled out as of today at Atlanta's Hartsfield, Vegas's McCarran and DC's Ronald Reagan airports. Not only do they address privacy concerns by not flashing your junk all over the place, but they also save money by no longer requring screeners to check you out from a separate room. Everybody wins!