Umbrellas, for all their usefulness, have one major design flaw: you can't see through em, so you can't pull em completely over your head. That's not the case with the clever Goggles Umbrella.
The Goggles Umbrella has, yes, goggles built right in, allowing you to pull the umbrella completely down over you and still see where you're going. Why don't more umbrellas have this?? I'm not too cool to look through a little window in my umbrella if it means I stay a little more dry.