Sometimes, it's not enough to just get clean. You need to get clean in something tacky and expensive. If that's what you desire, the Aquamass "Parure" bathtub should fit the bill nicely.
Basically, this is a pretty standard-issue tub, but its surrounded by strings of beads that hang down to the floor. Those beads are backlit by LEDs, to make it looks like there's some sort of craft store waterfall all around it. OK!
But because it's a designer tub, you can expect to pay a pretty penny for this ugly thing. Because those beads are expensive, guys!