Sega is taking the idea of a pissing contest to a whole 'nother level.
The game? Toirettsu. According to Kotaku, that shakes out to some word play invoking "toy," "let's" and "toilets" in a Japanese speaker's mind.
The goal? Complete a number of short challenges by peeing on a special sensor:
Some of the mini-games include erasing graffiti with a hose (with your pee), causing wind to blow under a women's skirt (yes, with pee) and a "bukkake battle" in which on-screen players shoot milk from their nose (pee, pee, pee!).
The designers of Toirettsu hope that installing it in restaurants, malls and the like will see men having a little more fun at the urinal — because that's something we want, right? — as well as generally improve their aim. It's also possible that the panels could display ads. No word yet on whether or not there's a version for ladies.
Check out a demonstration of the game down below — don't worry, it's demoed using a mannequin. Talk about literally playing the Wii.