The only thing worse than the Chinese cranking out knock-offs of official gadgets is when they invent even stupider ones themselves — and people actually buy them. Take this breast enlargement stimulator. How many desperate women will fall victim to its claims?

Top Charming's breast stimulator is a vibrator that can supposedly massage a woman's breasts into becoming larger. The infomercial tells customers to kick those natural supplements to the curb, because apparently a woman can grow two cup sizes just from a little motorized action.

This dumb invention is truly a mark of China hitting its stride — preying on the insecurities of others. Women who aren't endowed should know that while larger size is good, it's not the be-all end-all. Appreciate what you have.

YouTube, via Gawker