Winter is fast approaching, and you've gotta be ready. If you're anything like me, you know that there are quite a few snowball fights in your future. But why settle for entering one with a level playing field? There ain't nothin' wrong with an unfair advantage.
And that's just what the Snowball Xistera will give you. A modified version of a Jai Alai Xistera, this scooper will let you hurl snowballs up to 150 feet at great speeds, scaring the crap out of any neighborhood kids who made the mistake of engaging you in snowy battle. And for only $25, there's really no reason to use your stupid hands to throw snowballs ever again.