If you're still popping rubber bands off the tip of your thumb then you're still in the minor leagues, son. Say hello to the Rubber Band Gatling Gun, which weighs nearly 20 pounds and costs as much as a real handgun.
The Rubber Band Gatling Gun comes with a stand if you want to fire it like a turret, and will fire off 100 rubber bands as fast as you can turn the crank. Loading it doesn't sound fun — details are scarce on how that works, but we imagine it has to be pretty painstaking. The company behind the Rubber Band Gatling Gun even offers barrels of different lengths, just in case you want to use more powerful rubber bands.
That sounds more intense than anything we've ever imagined when it comes to, y'know, rubber bands, but if you're plunking down $500 for something like this, then being crazy probably comes with the territory.