You've gotta think carefully about your final resting place. You could just be buried in a cemetery, I guess, but isn't that kind of impersonal? You want to be stored forever the way you lived: as a geek.
That's the idea behind these Star Trek urns, $800 ash receptacles that feature Star Trek imagery and your choice of inscriptions: "To boldly go" or "The voyage continues."
Just think: your family will get to place you on the shelf next to your Enterprise model and signed photo of Shatner, where you'll get to live forever. What could be better than that? Well, other than an afterlife in which you get to be Kirk. But let's be honest, this urn is a much more realistic scenario.