How badly do you want to win at golf? Badly enough to hide a weed whacker inside a fake driver so you can trim the rough around your lousy shots, making it easier to get to the green? Well then, here's just such a tool!
The weed-chopping golf club looks like your standard driver, but with the push of a button the bottom pops open. With another button press, it starts up and starts trimming.
Sure, it's going to be pretty hard to do this without anyone knowing, what with the sound that a weed whacker makes being pretty loud, but if the guys you're playing with are old enough, it might just work.