Can you put a price on the miracle of time travel? Apparently, $100,000 is just about right. Watts Industries, run by a fellow named Tom, is offering a Steampunk Time Machine that runs on raw liquid ether and is as easy to use as winding a clock.
Here's the big question, though. Does it work? Well, to the person who buys this thing, I challenge you: teleport back in time to 10 AM on August 18th, 2010 and tell me to write in this article that time travel does indeed work.
Update: Time travel does not exist.