Toilet go-kart flushes as you drive, seats two

Oh boy.

The fella up there is Dave, and he's got himself a toilet buggy that's functional in more way than one. Maybe too many ways — we're not sure whether Jalopnik is just being tongue-in-cheek, but apparently this thing really flushes, and "out the exhaust pipe" to boot. At the top speed of 32 miles per hour, that sounds pretty gnarly.

Just to round it all out, you've also got toilet paper rolls down the side, a toilet seat for a steering wheel and, just to make it as awkward as possible, the passenger gets a toilet, too.

Now, if this thing operated on human waste instead, that'd really be something.

Via Jalopnik