A campfire grill for the filthy rich

What comes to mind when you think of campfires? The great outdoors, maybe? Camping in the wilderness with the bare essentials, keeping warm with a fire made up of sticks that you gathered from around your campsite? How about a $557 designer campfire cover that lets you grill what I can only assume are very expensive steaks on top? No?

Well, that's just because you haven't seen this grill yet! Now I'm sure camping will be ruined forever for you. Because really, why would you want to hang out in the woods with some caveman-level fire when you can camp on what looks like a sidewalk with an overdesigned and unnecessary object like this? It's the true spirit of camping!

DND, via BornRich