Alligator Lopper: meanest power tool you'll ever see

OK, so unless you regularly cut down errant tree limbs for a living, the chances are good that you don't need Black & Decker's new Alligator Lopper. Because really, that's all it does. But then again, this thing looks totally badass. So there's a decision to be made!

For just over $100, you could be the guy seen out in his yard doing work with an electric tool that has a gator's face painted on it and that looks like a jaw chomping down on some wood. You will be the indisputable king of the neighborhood, at least until all the trees in your yard are completely limbless. But won't it be worth it?

Black and Decker via Coolest Gadgets