If you bring home one ridiculous Star Wars-themed knick-knack this summer, it should probably be these lightsaber bookends. If you get two, however, consider Yoda, because, really, resist the urge to talk like him, one cannot.
Nothing protects a desktop like a lightsaber, and Yoda will brandish his if anyone gets within nine feet. He's motion activated and will spit out six different phrases, including stuff like "A disturbance in the Force there is," and, "Still much to learn you have." Of course, Yoda will cause a $26 disturbance in your wallet.
Check Yoda out in the video below: