Do you like to decorate your home with lots of black drapes and black lights? Maybe with a disco ball and a fog machine? Well, have I got the pool table for you.

The Cavicchi Millennium Billiards Table looks straight out of a strip club set in a sci-fi movie, complete with unnecessary angles and a strip of LED lights that goes all the way around it. Sure, having the edges jut out so far from the playing surface itself will make playing actual pool more difficult, but who cares about stuff like that when it's just so terrible looking?

Cavicchi, via BornRich